Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

They say that single people are the loneliest. However, I beg to disagree. I'm single and I believe that I am not lonely and sad. As a matter of fact, I am really happy and that's because I get to do whatever I want, including flirting with as many l...

Favorite holiday: Halloween. I can wear my favorite costume to scare people. Favorite time of the day: Lunch. Eating is life. Favorite movie: Any as long as there's sex Favorite words: shag, bollocks, arse

When I was a little girl, I always dreamt about having superpowers just like the cartoon heroes that I used to watch. But when I grew older, I discovered that I, myself, also have a real power. The power to make men scream louder. Wanna try me?

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

I spend a lot of my free time playing with my tits and pussy. It's quite difficult to be a horny old lady with no man to satisfy my sexual desires. I wish I could turn back time and bring back my beauty. That way, I can get all the cocks I want witho...