It's impossible for me to fall in love, but it's not impossible for me to be randy all the time. My mind is filled with filthy thoughts that are waiting for the golden opportunity to be freed. That'll happen soon as long as a naughty bloke finds me.

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

A sweet and charming lass who doesn't seem to be interested in anything wild and rough. That's how the majority of lads describe me. However, they are absolutely wrong. I am not sweet nor charming, and I am definitely interested in wild and rough stu...

With the nice and cuddle weather that we have right now, I really think that a hanky panky session would be a great idea. Sadly, I don't have someone who I can make out with. I don't really know why but I guess no lad appreciates how kissable and sex...