The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

People always say that practice makes perfect. This is true, especially when it comes to sex. The more experience you accumulate in the bedroom, the more likely you become better at it. I have quite a lot of experience when it comes to things that ha...

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

I don't really want to waffle on and talk about myself. I'm old yet want to shag every fit bloke I come across with, it's that simple. Also I have to say that there are a lot of new things I'm discovering about sex recently, I am quite intrigued.

All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...