Whenever I'm late for my class in the morning, I would end up not wearing any bra and just pull on a thick jumper. I get into trouble when the weather is nippy though, my nipples would start to poke through. Blokes would stare and lick their lips, ma...

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

I keep my system healthy, for I want my milk to be healthy and delicious. I love greek yogurt, mixed fruits, and banana smoothie for my breakfast. For dinner, I eat meat or fish with brown rice and grapes.

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...