The best way to make this wild cougar yours is by showing her that you are worthy of her attention. It's not that hard. All you need to do is chat with her when she's bored. Do that, and you may have the chance to have a taste of what her beautiful b...

I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

I am a painter which is why I adore nature and find inspiration in all the things around me. I go on walks not just for my knees and fresh air, but also to watch people. Sitting down and seeing how people interact. Maybe finding dishy lads who seem t...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

My mind is full of naughty and crazy things that some people may find weird and disturbing. I don't mean to scare people, but some of my kinks may or may not involve a bit of pain and a lot of pleasure. I am looking for a man who is all into this kin...

Two skills I want to learn: Calligraphy and candle making Two things I wish I didn't know: Drinking and smoking Two things that piss me off: Unsatisfying Sex and unreal orgasm Now, tell me it's your turn.