For the past few weeks, all that I have been doing is searching for a lad who would like to keep me chuffed whenever we're in bed. Yes, I have been looking for a fuck buddy or maybe someone who's okay with a friends-with-benefits situation. But unfor...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.

Let's just say that I am already an expert when it comes to giving mindblowing performances in bed. Not to brag but I do have the skills and talent that can make you bust a nut before you can say knife.