I am completely mental when it comes to the things I do for my pleasure. I am the type of woman who only cares about my own happiness. I will not let a man ruin it for me, especially in the bedroom. I will not let my man cum unless he makes me cum ov...

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

While I'm young, I want to have a shag with just anyone. Would be better if they come from different cities with different jobs. I could give the best jobby if they know the best time to put their knob into my fanny.