Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

It's quite frustrating that I still don't have a man with me despite my looks. I never considered settling for one lad before. I am quite a playful and beautiful slut when I was younger, so tying up the knot with someone seems like a waste of my God-...

I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...

I never married due to the fear of being disappointed. I've always been comfortable alone but now, at the age I'm in, I would love to find a partner who can take care of my needs. I want to feel the sexual satisfaction that comes along with it too.

There would be no end to all the struggles in life, so one should just enjoy the ride and make it all worthwhile. I know this is a bit weird to say on my profile, but I am looking for someone who agrees with me on this.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.