My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

To be perfectly honest, I don't want someone who wears belt and braces because I really think that those kinds of lads are boring. Who I want instead are the one who is willing to go on different kinds of adventures with me and who don't mind taking ...

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

Being a submissive, I like to dress up in pretty lingerie or just wear shiny collars. It's been difficult to find a caring young master but I'm not losing hope. I may be in my 50s but I need to have my aching cunt satiated too.

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

I am the kind of lady who will bare it all on the first date. I believe in love at first fuck. I will not enter a relationship with someone unless I make sure first that he can make me cum and feel satisfied in bed.