Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...

I hate dramas! My life is as hard as it is. I don't need someone who will make it a lot more difficult for me. All I want is a proper gentleman who can take care of my sexual needs. A man who can make me feel like I deserve to be happy and satisfied....

Maintaining my shape is really important. I eat only eat healthy dishes. I used to be a chubby lass who were bullied by immature lads, so I thought of rising from the ashes like a beautiful phoenix. And I succeeded.

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

Don't worry about anything else while chatting with me. I want you to concentrate on me and forget about everything. Do you think you can do that? Are you willing to drop everything off just to have a chat with me? I want to be your priority and not ...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...