I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

A good chinwag with strangers is the best thing since sliced bread. Finding more about the person, sharing your interests, exchanging jokes are a good way to crease up. On the flip side, it's easy to feel a little randy when the conversation is getti...

If you are looking for a lady who can suck your dangly-bits in the best way possible, I may already be the one you're looking for. My tongue is well-trained when it comes to long-term licking and sucking and I'm sure that you'll be very satisfied wit...

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

Busty. Horny. And still knows how to pleasure a dipstick. I'm not as young as I would like to be but that's okay, I still have a lot of fire in me as I did in my early years. I enjoy being in charge of the situation, controlling my pet's desires, and...