I have a long-term boyfriend so I did not come here to be in a relationship with someone. I just came here to have some discreetly naughty fun with a lad who has a lot to offer when it comes to messing under the bedsheets.

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

Plays loud music at home. I dance to the rhythm when I'm on the mood. Bakes cake. Chocolate and vanilla are my specialties Shagging in the dark. Lights off please. Wears tight trousers. Want to show off my luscious derrière

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

People who personally know me always say that I am the kind of lass who is filled with optimism. I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. And if we happen to stumble upon each other here, what do you think is the reason behind it?