Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am sick and tire of hanging out with gentlemen. I have nothing against a proper lad, but too much gentleness, caring, and respect can be too dull for me. I am looking for a man who can rough me up and rock my world. Someone who can let me experienc...

I am here because I’m feeling bored as hell. I’ve got nothing else to do figuratively and literally. If you’re a bloke who is currently living a dull and boring life, why don’t send me a message in a tick. Let’s have some fun and exchange v...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.

When it comes to serious and romantic relationships, I can say that I am the type of lady who has been in the wars. I have suffered a lot because of my exes and I can't bear to take any more heartbreak. So, who I am looking for here is the kind of bl...

When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.