Don't be boring. This is the only thing I am asking from you. I have been in a conversation with a lot of blokes who claim to be exciting. I've been disappointed so many times, so I hope you will not add to my disappointment. Send me a message if you...

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

I've been bored and lonely for a while now. It is really hard to be old and have no one to fuck me when I feel like it. At my age, I don't need anything serious. All I want is a fit stud who can fuck me when I suddenly become wet and horny.

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

I live in the present. The past is past while the future is yet to come. Apart from that, I love small talks and deep talks - those that are interesting. As you might have already guessed, I enjoy funny conversations as well as those that can provoke...