I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.

I'm not a shallow bint, I value character and not physical characteristics. A buff bloke doesn't hold a candle to one who knows his way with words. I want to have conversations that would steer my imagination and keep me on the edge, awaiting for wha...

Always teased for being the lass that has a stick up their arse, I can painfully admit that I am a prude. What I seek is a man who could show me the kind of fun that I'm missing out on, figuratively remove said stick and replace it with something mor...

No matter how chaotic the world around me may get, my mind will always be at ease knowing that I've done nearly all the things I want to do in my life. The only thing left on my bucket list is having a weeklong fuckfest with young studs. I hope I can...

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

If you are looking for a hot lady who is relatively older than you, I'm confident that I'm already the one you're looking for. I have a hot and sexy body that will make your eyes go wide, your jaw drop, and your cock hard.