If you want to taste me, just say so and we'll find a way for that to happen. BTW, I don't give a pin if you are already in a relationship or maybe if you already have a family. So, don't waste another second and juts message me now.

A good chinwag with strangers is the best thing since sliced bread. Finding more about the person, sharing your interests, exchanging jokes are a good way to crease up. On the flip side, it's easy to feel a little randy when the conversation is getti...

I am sick and tired of living a dull as a ditchwater life. I feel like my life is missing something. The lack of exciting adventure and fun events in my life is slowly making me lonely and miserable. I need a man who can turn my life around. A proper...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.