I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Old but not weak. Old but not helpless. Old but not weary. I'm an optimistic person who's grateful for what she already has. But I'd even be more pleased if you can be a wonderful addition to my happiness.

The venue never really mattered to me when I'm shagging someone. I'm not apprehensive when it comes to baring myself in public places. It gives me a different kind of thrill, seeing if we're going to get caught or not.

Possessing long legs and deep blue eyes, I've always been the favourite of the crowd. I can't count the times men ask for when I'm free which gives me a surreal feeling. Men swooning over me gives that feeling of not having aged at all.

I can't stop thinking about having a hot conversation with someone. My mind is about to explode as I cannot talk to anyone about my desires or my fantasies. It's a shame I'm not allowed to drink or else I would've been in pubs flirting right now.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.