Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I'm an athletic woman, so I'm confident to say that my legs haven't crumbled. Whether you like to have awesome sex in the shower or in the kitchen, you wouldn't see me in pain. You'll only see me in absolute pleasure.

Late at night, when I have trouble sleeping, I would often pass time by seeing how many times I can orgasm until I pass out. I am always suprised by how my stamina is still the same as it was when I was in my 20's.

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.

Dressing up men in pretty lingerie is a fantasy that has always been just that, a fantasy. After all these years I'm still looking for fit blokes who love to be praised and aren't put off when I call them "pretty" or "lovely". I just want to worship ...

Naughty and flirty despite being in my 50s, that's the best way to describe me. Playing around with lads in the bedroom and letting them use me for their pleasure gets me off in the most delightful ways.