Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

There are a lot of things that I want to write here but I guess I'll just stick to the basics. So, I am funny, sociable, and adventurous. I don't mind doing risky things for as long as I will be chuffed after doing it. If you're like me, then maybe y...

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

If you prefer having an uncomplicated relationship, then I can say that we are meant for each other. I don't usually argue the toss so I guarantee that we will never have a fight. If that sounds fine with you, give me a message now.

Been looking for a lass you can have a shag with until the sun goes down? She's right in front of you, darling. Don't waste time. Drop me a message if you don't want to be left behind. I'll be waiting ;-)

If you are trying to search for someone who has excellent tongue skills, I guess today is your lucky day 'coz I'm already here! I do know how to use my tongue in the best way possible so your satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed. Is anyone intereste...