I picked up the habit of smoking at a pretty young age. I have tried quitting a few times but when I get stressed out, I have to light one. Though I also found out that a great way to make the stress go away is to fuck a willing bloke.

What sex position do I want? Any position. As long as I can freely touch a gentleman's sausage. That's the common question that lads ask about me. I reckon it's better if my bio answers it for blokes who are up for something.

Looking for a naughty lad who can fulfill my life-long fantasy. Somehow, I have this weird fascination about superheroes developing sexual lust towards the villain. If you want to connect with me, you must be a comic book anorak and roleplay savvy.

I have read somewhere that while your partner is wearing a blindfold, use a feather to tease them and it heightens their arousal. I wonder when I'll find a bloke to do the experiment with me. I would also request to be on the receiving end first.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

"“Time is more precious than gold, more precious than diamonds, more precious than oil or any valuable treasures. It is time that we do not have enough of; it is time that causes the war within our hearts, and so we must spend it wisely.” - Cecel...