I know that I may not look like the kind of lady who does deepthroat or maybe the lady who rides on top of a man like a professional rider. But I assure you that I'm not what I look like. I am actually excellent in bed and I promise that you won't be...

I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

In love with the colour green because it represents nature. To relax and connect with the universe, I go camping or backpacking. Apart from that, I go fishing (fish is undeniably scrummy) or feeding birds.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

The best shag of my life so far involved two men and a few bottles of whiskey. Left me sore for days but never regretted it, it was a brilliant night! Now though, I'm not looking for anything bonkers-- too old for that. Just some old-fashioned sex wi...