I am here looking for a man who has a great sense of humour and a naughty mind. It would be great if someone can just magically appear here because I am not the kind of lass who will message each and every guy that I find interesting.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I love to be turned on by dirty talk so tell me what you want to do with my beautiful body. I have one of the best asses and playing with it can be very yummy just as my sweet hot cum. And I aslo get turned on by a gentle man with manners.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

What I miss the most at this moment is a bloke's sensual touches to my body, particularly to my pussy. A long time has passed since someone touched me in a passionate and sensual way and I fucking miss it a lot.

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...