If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

How should I start it? Well, I am a boyish dame who doesn't mind getting gash and contusion from unfeminine activities. I am such a thrill seeker and has a flair for exploring new stuff which makes my life amusing and far from ordinary.

I sometimes laugh at myself, for I never knew that I'd still have this hunger for sex now that I've reached my golden years. I'm proud of it though. I'm not sour. I'm not bitter. I'm hot. I'm wet. I can pleasure men in any way possible.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...

The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...