My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I'm what you would describe as a naughty-naughty miss packed with sensuous agendas. My world revolves around owning pleasure, feeling sensual and making men rhapsodise over my sexy, yet hard-to-get body.

Who doesn't want erotic massages? Because this young lady here can't seem to stop fantasising about meeting a man who'll make her soaking wet after an erotic massage. She can't wait any longer for that kind of man to save her.

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.

Dating is not as easy-peasy as one may think. There are different things that need to be considered and understood. Honesty, I find dating troublesome and a complete waste of time. I don't like to date guys, I want to fuck them. It's easier to just c...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.