We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

Things get better with age. I'm just a gal enticed with experience and maturity. I prefer a man who is a tad bit older than me. I want the things he learned and mastered to be done to me. Having someone experience is a treat to the fanny! If you thin...

I'm a strong independent woman, so I don't want to be treated like a damsel in distress or as a princess. I can pay for myself, I can cook by myself, and I can sleep alone (after I get stuffed like 20x).

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

Men say I'm brilliant, creative, and funny. Those are all true. I just hope they also know my good skills in bed. I'm aware that I have the face of an angel, but I have my other side I only unleash in bed.

I am a self-proclaimed workaholic. In the past, you will rarely see me at home because I spend most of my time at work. Now that I am retired, I have a lot of free time on my hand. I don't know what I should do with all the time I have. If you have s...