Being in a relationship is not easy peasy. That's why I decided to refrain from being involved in relationships. With that, all I want right now is to search for a bloke who is willing to flirt and to get dirty with me all night long.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

I fancy a bloke who has a tight arse, a handful or more would be divine. If there are men who have luscious buttocks out there, then please don't hesitate to come my way. Just the thought of getting the opportunity to bite and spank it until it blush...

I'm not here to talk about my problems. We all go through tough times, and I have no intention to be an additional burden. I'm here to have fun, to learn about your culture, most especially about you.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Make me feel like I am wanted and appreciated, and I will make sure that you will feel like the luckiest man alive. I know this may sound too good to be true, but I am known as someone to stick to her words.