Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

French kisses, lots of foreplays, and a week straight of fucking are exactly the three things that I need at this moment. I've been dry since time immemorial. I haven't had someone water my hole for I was kind of busy travelling. But now, I'm ready t...

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

Witty banters with young lads make my heart melt and my cunt wet. I always tell the young lasses to go for the ones with big brains rather than the ones with big packages. Even a woman of my age loves blokes who are good with words as well as their p...

What does a lass need to do to land a decent lad here? I've been doing my best to find a man who can satisfy my deep sexual desires for so long. Honestly, I am getting sick and tired of fooling around with guys who only care about themselves during s...

My friends always tell me that I will end up alone and lonely for the rest of my life because of the way how I handle my relationships. I don't really care if I become a grumpy old lady in the future. As long as I can do whatever I want while I am st...