Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

Still working in the office at my age, I found it rather flattering and very surprising that gents half my age put effort into flirting with me. I've even had a few snogging sessions in the office bathroom with a number of them. Some I took home and ...

A good old chinwag is what I'm here for. I'm a jolly person, and one thing that makes me in bliss is a proper chinwag with a nice lad. I love it when spices that contain naughtiness is mixed with our casual conversation.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I've been single for a few years now and I am fine with it. After all, I already lost my hope in love. Anyway, I don't expect myself to fall for anyone here. Instead, I expect myself to have some dirty and sexy kinds of fun with a lad who's willing a...