I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

To someone who's looking at my profile, hi. I just want to tell you that if you have questions in your mind you want to ask me, don't hesitate to send me a message, I'll answer them as soon as I get my hands on my phone.

I'm chatty and that's what makes me friendly. I'm a great conversationalist you can talk with for hours. Let me just make it clear that I'm not single and available. What I'm looking for is a friend who's fun to be with.

Men say I'm brilliant, creative, and funny. Those are all true. I just hope they also know my good skills in bed. I'm aware that I have the face of an angel, but I have my other side I only unleash in bed.

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...

I have a bit of a chubby figure you can use as your punching bag. I'm a fully submissive woman who feels happy when punished. I truly believe I was born to serve a king who has a barbaric personality.