I learned a long time ago that I can't make everyone happy no matter how hard I try. I made peace with that thought and would often settle for being able to make them smile or lend an ear when they need to talk. Happiness from delicious sexual acts a...

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

To dance the night away swaying our bodies with our own original song would be the most romantic thing that could happen. Ever! Top that with lots of mouth-watering whipped cream and everything is perfect.

I may look harmless but don’t let that fool you. I can make you scream my name out loud in bed. All I’m looking for is someone who can take all of me. Not to brag honey but I can do it in positions that I bet you’ve never tried before. So be wa...

When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...